Baicarumba...are those real?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Can I flirt with you?
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
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Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
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| I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
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