You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
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You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
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You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
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You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
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You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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You should be someone's wife.
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
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You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
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| You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
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You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
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Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
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You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
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You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
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You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
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You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
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You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
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You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
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