Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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How was Heaven when you left it?
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
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Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
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Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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Do you want to see something swell?
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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| Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
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Be unique and different, just say yes.
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Greetings and salivations
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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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