Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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At this moment i have a déja vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
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| Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
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Got two nipples for a dime?
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
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Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Do you know how to use a whip?
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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