Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
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I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
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Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
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Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
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How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
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Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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Hi. Are you cute?
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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
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I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
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I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
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