I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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I think about you when I masturbate.
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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
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If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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| If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
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If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
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If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
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Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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