I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
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I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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I'm easy. Are you?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm good at maths, U+I=69
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I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
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I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
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I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
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I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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| Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
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Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
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Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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Like the look of your crotch.
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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