Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
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NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
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Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
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No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!
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Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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| Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
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Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
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Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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Say, did we go to different schools together?
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
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Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
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