Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
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So....How am I doin'?
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
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The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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| There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
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They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
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Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
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Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
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Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
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