Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
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Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
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Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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| When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
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Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
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Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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You are never too blond to learn !!!
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