4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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hey don't force it ugly!!!
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no one would ever come in
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People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
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Roses r red, violets r blue,
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
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You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
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| Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.
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I think the sun shines out of your arse.
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When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
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Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
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Are you typing with your forehead, again?
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He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
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You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
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This describes everything you are not...
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we've both come here for the same reasons.
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Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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