Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus
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Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
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Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
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May our children be blessed with rich parents
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
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May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment
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May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
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| May you grow old on one pillow.
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May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.
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Dear [bride's name],
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
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Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
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