Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
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What do the military do in a civil war ?
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
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What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
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What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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| If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
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If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
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