Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
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Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
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Searching(sex)...... Done... Iedereen is op dit moment met SEX bezig. ...Wait a sec plz... Maar er is een zot zonder sex dit klotebericht aan het lezen!
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Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!
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What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!
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What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
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What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"
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| A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
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I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
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I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa
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A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex has no calories.
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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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